Haikutiful: A Poem Book By Shroomey

 Church Bag 

I saw you in church

Your ballbag was bulging out

Then I came a lot

 Shroom Daddy 

Met your Mum in school

after that we had a kid

I am your Daddy

 Flatulent Pastry 

You came up to me

Suddenly bad flatulance

Now we're eating pie

 One Click 

Just a single click

Now there is some porn for me

Big floppy titties